
I mean, for some this is true. I am sure in non-Azerbaijani countries it's a totally different bag of beans, but for here, well, the average size American girls struggle to maintain their weight in Az. But, this ain’t me.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’ve struggled with my weight before, but not the gaining part. It’s the keeping weight on I have problems with.
Before anyone gets the wrong idea, let me address the common misconceptions:
- I am not anorexic. I can barely spell the word;
- I am not bulimic. I like delicious food staying in my belly; and,
- I barely think about my size, unless Josh comments on my butt size (thanks Donny).

I know this is a problem. I get that. Really, I do. I am also tired of Azerbaijanis commenting on how “skinny” I am. I really don’t think they mean it as a compliment.

I think this is going to work. Actually, it better work. I am pretty sure staying alive on cookies and Fanta is not going to contribute to the longevity of my lifespan.