I wish this was just a joke, but as temperatures hit the mid-80s (20s for us Celsius folks), I am reminded as to why I live (and love) Alaska. Who in their right mind would live in a place where eggs pop out of the chicken already hard boiled?!
The even crazier part of this? Zaqatala is considered the “colder” part of the country. Places like Ujar and Kurdimer hit temperatures of upper 120s. I have no idea how the PCVs in those rayons live.
At any rate, my plan is to get a spritz bottle, hole up in my house with jugs of filter, chilled water, and sit in my underwear with a large standing fan pointed at my face. Of all the plans I have ever created, this one tops them all.